- jerome: so the other day, i was drunk from 3:30 to 3:30.
- jasmine: and what was the occasion?
- jerome: umm...to celebrate monday?
baby, you’ve got to be more discerning,
i’ve never known what’s good for me.
baby, you’ve got to be more demanding,
so i suppose it’s my birthday or whatever. i have crossed off nearly every expectation off my list besides the fact that i want to be a self-sustained adult by year 25. i mean, i AM gonna have to pay for my own insurance, something i’ve been lucky enough not to pay for. shout out to my parents for being the best ever. shout out to my bro, mo, and all my homies.
happy birthday, me.