stop talking to me like i’m an asshole!– mac’s mom, it’s always sunny in philadelphia
just saw three dead animals on i-45. the coincidence? it was at milemarker 187.
roshan: why are we so irresponsible?
jerome: because you're within ten feet of me?
the musings of jerome mendoza, pt. III
jerome: what time are you getting here next week?
roshan: depends, i'm only going to the show if i get press.
jerome: just figuring out my schedule for that wednesday.
jerome: and how long i have to be awesome and get hoes before you get here and ruin it
jerome: with all the gayness
wake me up before you go-go.
call me crazy, but wham! isn’t the best musical landscape for a gym. i realize the locker room can be a little suggestive, but i’d take a linkin park or tiesto remix over wham! anyday.
texts i don't expect to receive at 2:45 a.m.
josh cornejo: yo, you up?
me: yeah, what's good?
josh cornejo: shiiiit. i was trying to think of a mayer hawthorne song cause i was talking soul music with a black stripper.
me: that's the best thing i've ever heard.